Wedding Caption for Facebook I have picked state as well as reflect that, as a family member, you and your partner will be, firstly, an inseparable unity.

Thank you for making me feel as if I’m at home.

I can not as well as will not visualize my future without you.

With this ring, I give you my heart, my constant love, and support.

The love I feel in the direction of you is a timeless as well as endless journey.

We mesh-like pieces of a puzzle and nothing will pull us apart.

Without any uncertainties, I will certainly constantly be selecting you.

Thank you for being a loyal fan, partner, soulmate and a buddy.

I have fallen in love several times and also always with you.

Having you in my life, I understood what it resembles when a person implies the entire world to you.

There is no other area I ‘d rather be yet with you by my side.

When I met you, I forgot what life resembled without you.

May our love and love for every various other prosper with each day to come.

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I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

If there is no chocolate in heaven…I am not going!

Sarcasm connoisseur.

Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.

Facebook should have a “No One Cares” button.

Hi there. I joined Facebook. Happy now?

I know what you’re doing right now… You’re reading on my wall, Right!

I’m not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example.

If you send me a friend request on Facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you’re a transformer.

A long time ago I used to have a life until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

My autobiography is this.

My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?

Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.

Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook. Not everyone wants to see you happy.

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Welcome to my Facebook feed, where people come to enjoy me.

When I die my gravestone is going 2 have a ‘Like’ button.

You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.

Love never dies

I am not alone, I have something.

most of the time you also disappear.

Eyes cannot lie when the face is lying.

The more mistakes you make in life, the more education you will have.

Read books and become human

The sorry word doesn't make any important work

Auditory tasks should not be important tasks.

Live forever in this world

There is no other area I ‘d rather be yet with you by my side.

When I met you, I forgot what life resembled without you.

May our love and love for every various other prosper with each day to come.

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I never let my friends do stupid things…alone!

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

I like to hang out with people who make me forget to look at my phone.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get a warm feeling that it brings.

I cannot see heaven being much better than this.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I like to think I’m a pretty good friend. I love having a good time, and I enjoy being able to share those good times with others. – Jacob Batalon

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.

It takes a long time to grow an old friend. – John Leonard

Your crowd should be clapping loudest when you win. If they don’t, look for a new crowd.

Pay close attention to people who don’t clap when you win.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

Good friends show their love in times of trouble, not just in times of happiness.

As your best friend, I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself – and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them.
That’s what real love amounts to – letting a person be what he really is. – Jim Morrison

I and my best friend can communicate with just facial expressions.

Happiness is having a bunch of freaking awesome and crazy friends.

I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room… well not too humid, because you know… my hair.

I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. – Helen Keller

True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils. Strive to have friends, for life without

friends are like life on a desert island… to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing. – Baltasar Gracian

The only way to have a friend is to be one. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. – Albert Camus

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Happiness is having a bunch of freaking awesome and crazy friends.

You know it’s a great friend when they start to open your fridge without asking!

Friends are the family we chose.

“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey

“There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.”- Linda Grayson
She’s Bonny and I am Clyde!

1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas. And I had the privilege of meeting you.

A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helps you write to them.

Many people will walk in and walk out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

Friends never say “goodbye”. They simply say “see you again”.

Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.

Friendship isn’t a big thing. It’s millions of small things.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They will make it messy anyway!
In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.

My friends are weird, that’s why I like them!

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Best friends never have the same nature, they just have the best understanding of their differences.

Friends are like bras close to your heart and there for support.

“A friend can tell you things you don’t want to tell yourself.” – Frances Ward Weller

Respect those friends who find time for you in their busy schedule. But really love those friends who never see their schedule when you need them.

Friendship is the comfort of knowing that even when you feel alone, you aren’t.

Good times + crazy friends = Amazing moments
Friends are therapists you can drink with.

Having a best friend is like having your own little corner of the world to escape to.

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles.

Everyone needs a friend who will call, and say “Get dressed, we’re going on an adventure.

A good friend listens to your adventures. A best friend makes them with you.

Everyone has a friend during each stage of life. But only lucky ones have the same friend in all stages of life.

I hope we’re friends until we die and then I hope we stay friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best Friends. They know how crazy you are, yet they are okay to be with you in public.

Friends make this world beautiful.

Don’t allow the grass to grow on the path of friendship.

Friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone!

“Normal? Normal is only the people you do not know well enough.” – Matt from Hostelgeeks

True friends never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart.

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.

The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.

Friends are the people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little bigger, and live just a little bit better.

A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.

I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.

Enemies come and go, but friends remain and build up.

The strong bond of friendship is not always a balanced equation; friendship is not always about giving and taking in equal shares. Instead, friendship is grounded in a feeling that you know exactly who will be there for you when you need something, no matter what or when.

“My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.”- Henry Ford

A best friend knows your weakness but shows you your strength.

“A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.” – John D. Rockefeller

Talking to your best friend is sometimes all the therapy you need.

“The only way to have a friend is to be one.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.” – Elbert Hubbard

“Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes.” – Henry David Thoreau

“True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.” – David Tyson

“Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.” – Elie Wiesel

It’s the friends you can call at 4 am that matters.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
Remember that the most valuable antiques are dear old friends.

Though miles may lie between, we are never apart. Friendship doesn’t count miles, it’s measured by the heart.

Hard times will always reveal true friends.

Your friendship is a special gift, generously given, happily accepted, and deeply appreciated.

I am thankful for the nights that turned into mornings, friends that turned into family, and dreams that turned into reality.

“Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.” – Khalil Gibran

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I like you because you join in on my weirdness.

Yes, yes yes, you are allowed to have other friends. You just have to love me more.

True friendship is not about being not separated. It is being separated and nothing changes.

“Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can’t have too many friends because then you’re just not really friends.” – Truman Capote

“Friendship is a plant of slow growth and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.” – George Washington

A real friend is forgiving and compassionate.

Everyone has a friend who is a walking party.

A promise to a friend: Even if we are not close anymore, I will be here if you need me.

Friends remind you of your strength.

If you hurt my friend I can make your death look like an accident

Friendship is a simple recipe: 1 cup of caring, 1 cup of sharing, 2 cups of insanity
Where there is loyalty, there is friendship.

Best friends are people you can do anything & nothing with and still have the best time.

Friends show you times get better.

The great thing about new friends is that they bring new energy to your soul.

Friends cheer you up with their horrible sense of humor.

Some people go to priests. Others to poetry. I do my friends.

Friends pop out of nowhere and make your life great.

A friend is someone you can call up in the middle of the night to go for an adventure.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship.

A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don’t need any fingers.

“Many people will walk in and walk out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.” – Eleonor Roosevelt

There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family.

“Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.” – Henry David Thoreau

A good friend knows all your best stories, A best friend has lived them with you.

Best Instagram Captions

On what’s yours
We rise by lifting others
Do what you like, like what you do
I want to see what happens if I don’t give up
Don’t quit your daydream
Working like a boss
Old ways won’t open new doors
Waking up blessed not stressed
Take the risk or lose the chance
The only way you win is if I quit
Aspire to inspire
I wasn’t made to fall inline
The secret of getting ahead is getting started -Mark Twain
Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself
I don’t have dreams I have goals
Dream big. Work hard. Stay focused & surround yourself with good people
Discipline is choosing between what you want now and what you want most -Abraham Lincoln
I never dreamt of success, I worked for it -Estee Lauder
Fuck excuses. You either want it or you don’t.
If not now, then when? If not you, then who? -Hillel the Elder
Never plan a future with people who don’t have future plans
Make more moves and fewer announcements
You can’t win if you’re losing in your mind. Change your thoughts and it will change your life -Tony Gaskins
Stop doubting yourself. Work hard and make it happen
Never give up on something you can’t go a day without thinking about
Success is a series of small wins
Success is maintained & achieved by those who try and keep trying -W. Clement Stone
Working on myself, for myself, by myself
Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring -Steve Maraboli
Success is nothing more than a few simple decisions practiced every day -Jim Rohn
Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn -John C. Maxwell
I didn’t come this far to only come this far -Mick Kremling
The temptation to quit will be the greatest just before you are about to succeed -Chinese Proverb
All progress takes place outside the comfort zone -Michael John Bobak
Your opinion will never cut me a check
Failure is not the opposite of success; it’s part of success -Arianna Huffington
Don’t call it a dream, call it a plan
Don’t watch the clock. Do what it does: Keep going -Sam Levenson
Success is not built on success. It’s built on failure. It’s built on frustration. Sometimes it’s built on catastrophe. -Sumner Redstone
The attitude of a champion. Hustle like an underdog.
When you feel like quitting think about why you started -Zig Ziglar
The comeback is always stronger than the setback
Either I will find a way or I will create away but I will not create an excuse
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. -Maya Angelou
Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation -Zig Ziglar
If you don’t sacrifice for what you want, what you want becomes the sacrifice
Your life is as good as your mindset
If you can do better, then do better
Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.
Hustle beats talent when talent doesn’t hustle

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In this section, we include funny Instagram captions and short jokes anyone can remember. You can also try to find funny puns too.
My excuse is that I’m young.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you. (A funny Instagram captions for cats!!)
Where are the average things manufactured? Satisfactory.
I invented a new word: Plagiarism.
Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a “No Bell” prize.
“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.
I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
I had fun once, it was horrible.
Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Walking past a class with your friends on it.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time-consuming.
Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.
I liked memes before they were on Instagram.
have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You are glitter glue.
When nothing is going right, go left.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

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I’m not perfect, I’m original.
A selfie a day keeps the doctor away.
The only person you should try to be better than is the one you were yesterday.
Me, myself and I.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
I woke up like this!
How on earth do you make a good selfie?! Why do I always turn out like a goblin?
I don’t always take a selfie, but when I do…
Just me.
The ugly selfie you deleted is the real you. Accept it!
….lemme take a selfie
I was born to shine… and take selfies!
What do you think of this look?
Good morning world, here is my selfie you desperately asked for.
But first, let me take a selfie.
Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.
Selfie Sunday!
May your day be as good as taking a perfect selfie on the first try.
Some people confuse crazy with passion. Let me be clear, I’m bat shit passionate!
Lighten up, just enjoy life. Smile more, laugh more, and don’t get so worked up about things.
Things I do in the gym: 20% work-out, 80% selfies!
But first, let me take a selfie.
There are moments when everything is going well, don’t be frightened… It won’t last, dear.

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A person who Love you Truly

will never let you go

whatever the situation is.

I fell in love with you
because you loved
me when I couldn't
love me

A clear rejection is always
better than a fake promise

I totally lost myself
in someone's memories

Love
is something
you become

You have no idea
how fast
my heartbeats
when I
see you

Don't waste your time
with explanation:
people only hear
what they want to
hear

Every time I look
at the keyboard,
I see that
U and I
are always together

There is nothing more
beautiful than a person
whose heart has been
broken but still
believes in love.

It hurt to let go,
but sometimes
it hurt more to hold on

True Love isn't
found
it's built

Love is not
between a beautiful
Man & woman
Love is between
two beautiful Hearts

I love Dreaming
Because in my
Dreams, you're
Actually mine

Sometimes, Crying is
The only way your Eyes Speak
when your mouth can't
explain how broken your
Heart is

U may fall in Love with the beauty
of someone but remember, Finally
U have to live with the character
Not with Beauty.

There is never a time or
The place for true Love. It
happens accidentally, in a
Heartbeat, in a single
Flashing, throbbing
Moment.

You make me live when I want to die
you make me smile when I want to frown
You turn my life upset down
Believe in me when no one else does
You're my now, my past

There is nothing more
beautiful than
believing in
yourself

When your mood
is not good
without any reason,
You are definitely
Missing Someone

You carry the key
to my heart
and absolutely
no one else can
open it

I act like I don't care
but deep inside it
Hurts

I am only
Good at hiding my
Feelings

No one notices your
Tears,
No one notices your
sadness,
No one notices your
Pain
But they all notice your
mistakes

If you Love me
Let me know
If not, please
gently let me go

It takes only a minute to have
a crush on someone an hour
to like someone and a day to
Love someone, But it takes a lifetime
to forget someone

just give me time
and I'll get over it

My life is your's
My heart I give
Until we die
and while we live

I gave my heart
to someone body
who didn't
want it

Write one line
on smile of
your Love

You broke my heart...
But I still love you
with all the pieces

Love is not about
how much you say
I Love You
But how much you
can prove that
it's true

It's your road
and yours alone.
other may walk it with you,
but no one can walk it for you

My love is selfish
I can't breath
without you

The beauty
you see in
I am a
Reflection
of you

Every time I look at the
Keyboard
I see that
U and I
are always together

Someone is asking to time
Are the wounds really filled?

Love is not something
that you can search for
and find, it is something
that find you

I think a part of me
will always be
Waiting for You

If someone is stupid
enough to walk away
from you, be smart
enough to let them go

I will always try my best for
you Sweet Heart

Nowadays people say I Love You
Just like they are saying
Hello

This is the problem with
getting attached to someone.
when they leave, you just feel
lost.

It's your Road
And yours alone.
Other my walk it with you,
But no one can walk it for you

I only sleep
to dream of forever
with you

My life is
so empty
without you

A am be feeling lonely
But at least my Heart
is not someone else Hand

Caption For Girls

It is better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
“We met for a reason; Either you’re a blessing or a lesson.” ― Frank Ocean
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
I still miss my ex – But guess what? My aim is getting better.
The wrong girl will distract you. The right girl will motivate you.
Boys fall for me – Because I trip them.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.
Keep your head down and work hard!! And then play even harder!!

Caption For Boys

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
All guys hate the words DON’T and STOP unless they’re put together.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse.”
Think you’re smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
If you have been hurt many times and you are still smiling, you are very strong!
Take a deep breath and remember who the fuck you are!
If you are hurt by words, it means other people can control you simply by saying stuff to your face.
When you stop chasing girls, they will start chasing you.
If you text your boss right now “fuck you”, you do not have to wake up early tomorrow. Tempting, right?!
When someone tells you cannot do it, then do it twice and take pictures!

Instagram Quotes

Feelings are just visitors, let them come and go.
Sometimes what you want doesn’t deserve you.
Successful people take the path towards the destination through great obstacles and difficulties.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.― Steven Wright
Don’t let people know too much about you.
She wore a smile like a loaded gun…
The best way to take revenge against those who insult you is to be more successful than him.
If common sense is so common why are there so many people without it?
Smile… it confuses people.
Life is Short – Talk Fast!
The best is yet to come.
Fear is only temporary. Regrets last forever.
Burn for what you love.
If you never go, you will never know.
I am so tired of love songs. Oh, awesome, Ed Sheeran is on…
The World is yours.
Put in work. Believe in it.
Life is not about how hard you can hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
Every day is a new day. It does not matter what happened yesterday. And you know why? Because you cannot change it anyways.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
It’s funny how sometimes the people you’d take a bullet for are the ones behind the trigger.
Don’t apologize for honest mistakes that were a result of taking a chance.
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
Google earth view gives you an amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friend’s houses, and most places they have already been to!
Genius is in knowing what to hold on and when to let go.

Sassy Instagram Captions

It is easy to stand with the crowd. It takes courage to stand alone.
People fuck with your feelings until you have no more feelings.
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
Cry only for cuts and stitches not for bastards and bitches.
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
Because she competes with no one, no one can compete with her.
If you are testing my water, you better know how to swim.
If you treat a girl like a dog, she’s going to piss on you.
Since there is only one of me, does that make me a limited edition?
Me sarcastic? Never.
I’ll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow.
Be such a dope soul that people crave your vibe.
A house is not a home without a dog
What did we do to deserve dogs?
Gotta stay in school so I can provide for my future dog
Those who teach the most about humanity aren’t always humans -Donald L Hicks
The best therapist has fur and four legs
The cat is in charge, we just live here
The dog is in charge, we just live here
Life’s short, spoil your dog
Home is where my dog is
Sorry, I can’t tonight, I have plans with my dog
Based on my wardrobe, my favorite color is dog hair
Collect moments, not things, unless those things are cats
Sorry, I can’t. My dog and I have plans
Cats know how we feel. They don’t care. But they know.
I wonder what my dog named me
Sometimes I meet people and feel bad for their dog.
I’m in a really good place right now. Not emotionally or spiritually, I’m just on the couch with my dog
You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my dog
I’d love to go but my dog said no
Let’s be honest, if dogs could talk there’d be no need for people
One thing my dog and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work
Leave me alone, I’m only speaking to my cat today
The fine line between love and hate is one negative comment about my dog
Sometimes you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog
If you want the best seat in the house you’ll have to move the dog
Sorry, I can’t, I have to walk my dog
Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever
Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big deal to my dog
I wish I could text my dog

Selfie Captions

"Life is better when you’re laughing."
"Be more of you, and less of them."
"Maybe she’s born with it..."
"Salty BUT sweet."
"It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am."
"Self love is the best love."
"As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside."
"Be a stiletto in a room full of flats."
"Smile big, laugh often."
"Some days you just have to create your own sunshine."
"Being happy never goes out of style."
"Pretty in pink."
"Life is short, make every hair flip count."
"I was born to stand out."
Selfie with your sister captions:
"One soul, two bodies."
"Love is beautiful, sisterhood is better."
"You’re my Mary Kate and I’m your Ashley."
"I hate you but I love you bc you’re basically me."
"Fairies are real...they are called sisters."
Prom selfie captions:
"I cannot see heaven being much better than this."
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"Keep your heels, head, and standards high."
"Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight."
"I wish tonight could last forever so we never have to say goodbye."
"It might feel like the end, but it's really a new beginning."
Savage selfie captions:
"My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you."
"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness."
"Proof that I can do selfies better than you."
"Make them stop and stare."
"50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart"
"Smile, it confuses people."
"Warning– you might fall in love with me."
"I'm everything you want, but can't have."
Morning selfie captions:
"I woke up like this."
"Crazy hair, don't care."
"Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless."
"Coffee and confidence."
"Fresh out of the shower, no makeup on."
"May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even."
Funny selfie captions:
"Maybe she’s born with it...maybe it’s an Instagram filter."
"Reality called, so I hung up."
"When you take a selfie so good, you can’t believe it’s you."
"But first, let me take a selfie."
"Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix."
"If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption."
"I need a six month holiday, twice a year."
"Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m the star."
"Sending my selfie to NASA, because I'm a star."
"Always classy, never trashy and a little bit sassy."
Food selfie captions:
"There is no we in food."
"You’re one in a melon."
"We go together like cupcakes and frosting."
"You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach."
"At least my pizza still loves me."
"Yea, dating is cool. But, have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?"
OOTD selfie captions:
"Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be."
"I’m nicer when I like my outfit."
"Glitter is always an option."
"Caring doesn’t really go with my outfit."
"People will stare. Make it worth their while."
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"Too glam to give a damn."
"My fave part of this outfit is the invisible crown."
Inspirational selfie captions:
"They told me I couldn’t. That’s why I did."
"Live more, worry less."
"You have to believe the changes you've already made."
"Life is way too short for bad vibes."
"Don’t dream of it. Train for it."
"The way you speak to yourself matters the most."
"Some beautiful paths can't be discovered without getting lost."
"Grow through what you go through."
"Aspire to inspire before we expire."
Song lyric captions:
"I am beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can't bring me down. — "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera
"With your phone out, gotta hit them angles. With your phone out, snappin' like you Fabo. And you showin' off, but it's alright. It's a short life." — "Nice for What" by Drake
"Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.” — "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift
"Gonna love myself, no, I don’t need anybody else. — "Love Myself" by Hailee Steinfeld
"No scars to your beautiful. We’re stars and we’re beautiful. — "Scars to Your Beautiful" by Alessia Cara
"When it comes to me I wouldn't wanna be anybody else. — "Who Says" by Selena Gomez & The Scene
"We ain’t picture perfect but we worth the picture still." — "Crooked Smile" by J. Col
"Find me where the wild things are." — Alessia Cara, "Wild Things"
"Didn’t they tell you that I was a savage?" — Rihanna, "Needed Me"
"You could be the king but watch the queen conquer." — Nicki Minaj, "Monster"
"You asked to see the boss, so they sent me." — Meek Mill ft. Drake, "Going Bad"

love captions for Instagram

Change your thoughts and you’ll change your world.
The fastest way to find out if someone is really your friend is telling him/ her you are broke.
Deep conversations with the right people are priceless.
A good teacher can inspire hope, ignite the imagination, and instill a love of learning. ― Brad Henry
You are not a bad person for saying no to something you don’t feel is right for you.
Know your worth and stop giving people discounts.
Mirror: You look good today.
Camera: Nope!
Instagram filter: I got you covered!
We do not have a great day, we MAKE a great day. There is a difference.
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do. ― Mother Teresa
Good, better, best. Never let it rest. ‘Til your good is better and your better is best. ― St. Jerome
The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness. ― Dalai Lama
Nothing is better than going home to family and eating good food and relaxing. ― Irina Shayk
Life is all about having a good time. ― Miley Cyrus

Christmas Instagram captions

All I want for Christmas is a plane ticket.
I am dreaming of a white Christmas!
Next Christmas I want to be at a beach…with a coconut in my hand!
Christmas is a bridge. We need bridges as the river of time flows past. Today’s Christmas should mean creating happy hours for tomorrow and reliving those of yesterday.
You get a grammar book this year. I have seen your Facebook updates!
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
We are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmastime.
Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.
I am coming home for Christmas.
“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.”
– Norman Vincent Peale
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.
Christmas, the magical time of year we all look forward and then suddenly the whole family starts to fight. Magical!
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” – Jerry Seinfeld
“Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.” – Dr. Seuss
“Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin.”
Lyrics from We Wish You A Merry Christmas
Summary

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Life is not about how fast you run or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.
The direction is more important than speed.
“Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.” – John Ray
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
Fall seven, stand up eight.
“Good, better, best. Never let it rest. ‘Til your good is better and your better is best.” – St. Jerome
“The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity.” – Ayn Rand
A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.
“When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you.” – Lolly Daskal
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Every morning you have two choices: continue to sleep with your dreams or wake up and chase them.
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
We stopped chasing for monsters under the bed when we realized they were inside of us.
Mirror mirror on the wall, I’ll always get up after I fall. And whether I run, walk or have to crawl I’ll set my goals and achieve them all.
“Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution.” – Albert Einstein
Always deliver more than expected.
“Tough times never last, but tough people do.” – Robert H. Schuller
Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t, you’re probably right.

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