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1. “Everyone else is busy dating, breaking up and making up. I’m still trying to figure out how to wake up before 10 o’clock.”
2. “I have one motto: Live the life you love, and love the life you live.”
3. “All of the good and bad things that have happened in your life are only preparing for the moment that has yet to come.”
4. “Every day is another chance to make a change in your life; a chance to be grateful for the things that you have.”
5. “The only thing stopping you from fulfilling your dreams is you.”
6. “Even the calendar says WTF after Monday and Tuesday.”
7. “Everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to find the ones who are worth suffering for.”
8. “Take a deep breath. Remember – it’s not a bad life; just a bad day.”
9. “All of the problems that you face become smaller if you confront them instead of dodging them.”
10. “Be kind to everyone you meet. You don’t know what struggles they’re facing.”
11. “My relationship status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.”
12. “It’s not just the bad memories that make you sad, but the best ones that you know will never happen again.”
13. “I love my job – when I’m on vacation.”
14. “When people hate you for no reason, give them a reason.”
15. “The biggest distance between two people is a misunderstanding.”
16. “The greatest accomplishment you can make in life is to be yourself. The world is constantly trying to turn everyone into someone else.”
17. “I look forward to the day when the power of love replaces the love of power.”
18. “Your attitude is just as important as your skills when it comes to success.”
19. “Never look back. You’re not going in that direction.”
20. “Do everything with so much love and passion that you would never, ever want to do it any other way.”
21. “I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life in three simple words: it goes on.”
22. “Look for respect – not attention. It lasts so much longer.”
23. “You can’t influence the world if you’re too busy trying to be like it.”
24. “Today is a good day to be happy.”
25. “There’s nothing like listening to a song and remembering all of the great memories that go with it.”
26. “If you expect nothing, you will never be disappointed.”
27. “My life’s mission: to be so busy loving my life that I have no time for fear, regret or hate.”
28. “Good morning – it’s time to wake up and live.”
29. “If you don’t chase your dreams, you can’t catch them.”
30. “Know and remember that everything always works out in the end.”
31. “I’m turning my fear into hope, and my mistakes into life lessons.”
32. “Happiness is always an inside job. Don’t ever let anyone else have that much power over your own life.”
33. “I’m not looking for someone to save me. All I want is for someone to stand by my side as I save myself.”
34. “Don’t worry so much. Worrying will not rid tomorrow of its troubles, but strip today of all its joys.”
35. “We will never be as young as we are tonight, so let’s live in the moment and forget about tomorrow.”
36. “You can only be as good as the people around you. Be brave enough to remove people from your life who are holding you back.”
37. “I really thought I was normal until I met my best friend.”
38. “Let’s take a road trip with no destination. Just drive and see where the road takes us.”
39. “Her heart finally told her that it’s time to stop wasting her time.”
40. “Forgiveness will never erase or excuse their behavior. But it will stop it from destroying your heart.”
41. “You really never know what you have – until you clean your room.”
42. “Today, I decided to be happy. I heard it’s good for your health.”
43. “We’re so focused on the finish line that we forget to enjoy the journey.”
44. “Stop waiting for the perfect moment. Take that moment and make it perfect.”
45. “Move confidently towards your dreams. Don’t be afraid to live the life you’ve always wanted.”
46. “It’s scary to make a big life change. But you know what’s even more frightening? Regrets.”
47. “Life is too short to spend another beautiful day fighting a war with yourself.”
48. “When you feel discouraged, take a moment to think about how far you’ve come in life.”
49. “I hope that in 10 years from now, we’re still in each other’s lives.”
50. “You can’t start reading the second chapter of your life if you’re too busy re-reading the last one.”
51. “Never regret the mistakes you make. They’re proof that you’re trying.”
52. “You may not get what you hope for, but you will always get what you work for.”
53. “Sometimes, you just have to fight through those bad days to reach the best days of your life.”
54. “I hope that your problems are as few and far apart as grandma’s teeth.”
55. “Everyone wants to be happy. No one wants to deal with pain. But you can’t have a rainbow without at least a little rain.”
56. “You can’t expect every day to be good, but you can find a little good in every day.”
57. “Dance like no one is tagging your photos. Love just like you have never been unfriended. Sing like nobody is following. Share with others like you truly care. Do all of it as if it won’t end up on Whatsapp.”
58. “It’s okay to forget the things that hurt you in the past. But don’t ever forget the lessons it taught you.”
59. “Love is nothing more than a word until you find that special someone to share it with.”
60. “I only have 2 to 3 real friends. I just tolerate everyone else.”
61. “My road to success seems to always be under construction.”
62. “Every person knows how to love. But only a few people know how to keep love alive with one person.”
63. “If life scares you, you’re doing it right.”
64. “It’s better to be alone than surrounded by people who make you feel alone.”
65. “She’s so fake. Just look at the back of her neck. I’m willing to bet it says – Made in China.”
66. “I never insult people. I only describe them.”
67. “You get the most out of life when you start loving it as much as you love yourself.”
68. “There would be no wars if women ruled the world. There would only be a bunch of countries who are jealous of each other and refuse to talk.”
69. “Whenever I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin, and I keep away from children. That’s what the bottle says to do.”
70. “Hey – I finally found your nose. It was over in my business again.”
71. “The only difference between being genius and stupidity is that genius has a limit.”
72. “If everything is going your way, then you’re going the wrong way.”
73. “I’m not really online. It’s just an optical illusion.”
74. “I really need six months of vacation – twice a year.”
75. “Chaos precedes every great change in life.”
English Status
1. I'm Sexy & I Know It.
2. Keep Calm & Just Chill.
3. Do What’s Right Not Easy.
4. Genius By Birth, Evil By Choice.
5. Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome.
6. I'm Soo Cool, Ice Cubes Are Jealous.
7. All Girls Are My Sisters Except You.
8. I Am A Hot Dude With A Cool Attitude.
9. I Don't Trust Words, I Trust Actions.
10. A Sense Of Humor Makes A Man Handsome.
11. I Love My Haters, They Make Me Famous.
12. If You Are Bad, Then Call Me Your Dad.
13. Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!
14. I Love Listening Lies When I Know Truth.
15. I Am Not Perfect. I Am Limited Editions.
16. It’S Not An Attitude, It's The Way I Am.
17. Plz Trust Me Dat I Don't Trust U At All.
18. Home: Where I Can Look Ugly And Enjoy It.
19. Before You, Judge Make Sure You Are Perfect.
20. Never Accept To Be Anyone’S Second Choice.
21. Respect Those Who Deserve It Not Demand It.
22. Put Me Second And I'll Make You Nonexistent.
23. I Salute All My Hater With My Middle Finger.
24. Single Or Taken? Who Cares? I Am Awesome.
25. Love Your Haters, They Are You Biggest Fans.
26. Be Yourself; Everyone Else Is Already Taken.
27. I Didn't Lose My Mind. I Just Sold It Online.
28. Nowadays, “Cool” Means- “I Really Don't Care.
29. You Attitude Can Hurt Me But Mine Can Kill You.
30. Anyone Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takes Practice.
31. My Every Status Is A Silent Message To Someone.
32. I Am So Single That For Me Gf Means Grandfather.
33. Life Is Too Short To Waste On Hating Other People.
34. I Am Not Useless, I Can Be Used As A Bad Example.
35. I An Not Lazy, I Am Just On My Energy Saving Mode.
36. God Is Really Creative, I Mean…Just Look At M!!!
37. I Will Be Rising From The Ground Like A Skyscraper.
38. I'm The Guy, U Will Hate Nd Your Sisters Will Date.
39. I Tried To Be Normal. Worst Two Minutes Of My Life.
40. Yes, I Am Smiling And You’Re Not The Reason Anymore.
41. I May Be Real Bad Boy, But Baby I’M A Real Good Man.
42. People Say Me Bad. But Assurance Me I Am The Worst!
43. My Attitude Will Always Be Based On How You Treat Me.
44. Self Confidence Is The Best Outfit, Rock It & Own It.
45. Sugar Factories Are Situated Under Girls Fb Statuses.
46. I'm The Guy, U Will Hate Nd Your Sisters Will Date.
47. Only Fools Fall In Love And I Think, I Am One Of Them.
48. Warning!!! I Know Karate And Few Other Oriental Words.
49. I Am Not Arguing, I'm Simply Explaining Why I Am Right.
50. Its Good Thing To Feel Like You Have To Prove Something.
Attitude Status
1) Waiting For Wi-Fi Network.
2) I Forgive But Never Forgot.
3) I May Be Wrong. But I Doubt It.
4) Nobody Move. I Just Lost My Mind.
5) I Am Hot Dude With A Cool Attitude.
6) Sorry, Vegetarians, We Can’T Pretend.
7) Follow Your Heart But Don'T Be Stupid.
8) My Attitude Based On How You Treat Me.
9) I Not Perfect But I Am Limited Addition.
10) I'm Cool But Global Warming Made Me Hot.
11) Stop Checking My Status ! Go Get A Life!
12) I'm Not a Nerd. I Am Just Smarter Than You.
13) I'm Sorry If I Change But You Changed Too.
14) I Am Who I Am. Your Approval Is Not Needed.
15) I'm Not Special, I’M Just Limited Edition.
16) Your Silence Is The Best Response To A Fool.
17) I Am Me And I Won’T Change Myself For Anyone.
18) Don’T Take My Kindness As A Sign Of Weakness.
19) Excellence Is Not A Skill. It Is An Attitude.
20) Everything That Kills Me Makes Me Feel Alive.
21) I'm Sorry My Fault. I Forgot You’Re An Idiot.
22) I'm Poor. I Can't Pay Attention In Class Room.
23) Before You Judge Me, Make Sure You Are Perfect.
24) You Attitude May Hurt Me But Mine Can Kill You.
25) Yeah, You – The One Reading My Status, Get Lost!
26) Don’T Copy My Attitude Because It’S My Attitude.
27) When I'm Good I’M Best, When I’M Bad I’M Worst.
28) Hurt Me With Truth But Never Comfort Me With Lie.
29) The Biggest Slap To Your Enemies Is Your Success.
30) You Say I Dream Too Big. I Say You Think To Small.
31) Don'T Show Me Ur Attitude As You Can’T Handle Mine.
32) I Don't Have A Bad Handwriting, I Have My Own Font.
33) My Attitude Will Always Be Based On How You Treat Me.
34) I Never Insult People I Only Tell Them What They Are.
35) My Level Of Maturity Changes Depending On Who I’M With.
36) Attitude Is A Little Thing That Makes A Big Difference.
37) I Allow Myself To Be Badass Confident In All That I Do.
38) Style Is A Reflection Of Your Attitude And Personality.
39) You Are A Designer Of Your Own Destiny. Make It Better.
40) I may win and I may lose, but I will never be defeated.
41) If You Think I Am Bad Than You’Re Wrong, I'm The Worst.
42) I Know I Am Awesome, So I Don’T Care About Your Opinion.
43) I Don't Need To Explain Myself Because I Know I’M Right.
44) People May Hear Your Words, But They Feel Your Attitude.
45) My “Last Seen At” Was Just To Check Your “Last Seen At”.
46) The Best Way To Destroy An Enemy Is To Make Him A Friend.
47) I And My Wife Live Happily For 25 Years And Then We Met…
48) I Wish I Had Google In My Mind And Antivirus In My Heart.
49) I'm Not Changed It’S Just I Grew Up And You Should Try Too.
50) Fake People Have Image To Main. Real People Just Don’T Care.
51) Of Course, I Talk To Myself, Sometimes I Need Expert Advice.
52) Life Is Too Short. Don’T Waste It Removing Pen Drive Safely.
53) Life Will Give You Exactly What You Need, Not What You Want.
Breakup status
- I’m leaving for our own Good, Now I’m happy, how about you?
People cry not because they are weak, It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.
I fall too fast, crush too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much.
I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms…!One day u will want me & tell me, sorry, but it’ll be too late.
- Trusting you again is my decision, Proving me wrong is your choice.
- It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
- A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
- Dear Heart : please stop getting involved in everything. Ur job is to pump blood that’s it…
- An eyes with dust and a heart with trust always cries…
- Sometimes You need to stand alone to find out who u really are..
- Once upon a time, I was stupid enough to fall in love with u
- When You are in sadness you are with your Past.
- I am too bright to shine_ in your dull World…!
- I hope you’ll realize how much you’re hurting me someday.
- A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden world of HURT & LIES.
- Make the most beautiful Mistakes, mine is you.
- I’m slowly giving up.
- I’m not afraid to fall in LOVE, I’m afraid to fall for the wrong person again.
- You’re the only exception.
- BEING IGNORED, worst feeling ever.
- Pretending like you don’t care about your past & acting like you’ve moved on, Hurts!
- No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.
- Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
- Just give me time and I’ll get over you.
- If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.
- I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back
- I hate when people say they miss you but don’t make a effort to speak to you or see you.
- But the all didn’t see the little bit of sadness in me.
- Life is short, there is no time to leave important words UNSAID.
- Please BURN my sad memories.
- SLEEP away the sadness of today.
- Loneliness doesn’t KILL, but sometimes I wish it DID.
- I want you to be FREE, but I can watch you SOAR away from me.
- The CURE of anything is salt WATER – Sweat, Tear, or the SEA.
- We can do no great things, only small things with great love.
- Stop walking the extra mile for someone who won’t cross the street for you.
- Broken up! Deleted past conversations. Cleared the pictures. Finally breathing! and ready to move on! So, where’s the party tonight?
- Every time I start trusting someone, they show me why I shouldn’t.
Alone Status
1) I Restore Myself When I’ Alone.
2) Time To Be Strong, To Walk Alone.
3) I Am Tired Of Waiting For Nothing.
4) Some Walks You Have To Take Alone.
5) It’s Too Hard To Stay Alone In Life.
6) I Am Tired Of Falling In Love Alone.
7) Just Leave Me Alone. I Know What To Do.
8) I'm Not Alone But I Am Lonely Without You.
9) I'm Not Alone. I Have My Imaginary Friends.
10) They Will Ignore You Until They Need You.
11) Never Lose Your Hope, Even If You Are Alone.
12) I Am Not Alone, But I Am Lonely Without You.
13) I Care For Someone Who Doesn’t Care About Me.
14) You Aren’t Going To Leave Me Alone, Are You?
15) I Just Need A Little Time Alone…To Recharge.
16) Being Alone Is More Painful Than Getting Hurt.
17) I Am Trying To Be Alone Without Feeling Lonely.
18) I Love Listening To Lies When I Know The Truth.
19) I'm The Person Everyone Replaces After A While.
20) Being Alone Is More Painful Than Getting Hurt!
21) I Wish I Could Ignore You, The Way You Ignore Me.
22) It’s So Lonely When You Don’t Even Know Yourself.
23) I Work Well With Others When They Leave Me Alone.
24) It’s Better To Be Alone Than To Be In Bad Company.
25) If You Want To Be Strong Learn How To Fight Alone.
26) Sometimes I Feel Like I Am Completely In The Dark.
27) It’s So Lonely When You Don’t Even Know Yourself.
28) If You Want To Be Strong Learn How To Fight Alone.
29) Don’t Let Me Go Because of I’M Tired Of Feeling Alone.
30) Sometimes The Biggest Smile Contains The Most Pain.
31) I Promise To Never Let You Feel Alone In This World.
32) Sometimes, The Biggest Smile Contains The Most Pain.
33) Sometimes, I Think Too Much And Then Make Myself Sad.
34) Living Alone Makes It Harder To Find Someone To Blame.
35) I Never Feel Alone Because Loneliness Is Always With Me.
36) Hurt Me With Truth But Please Never Comfort With Lies.
37) Life Goes On: Who Can Not Be On-Time – Remains Alone.
38) Sometimes It’s Better To Be Alone, Nobody Can Hurt You.
39) I Am Like Being Single. I'm Always There When I Need Me.
40) Life Could Be Wonderful If People Would Leave You Alone.
41) And Then I Think That May Be I Was Designed To Be Alone.
42) I Like To Be Alone. But I Would Rather Be Alone With You.
43) Don’t Be Scared To Walk Alone. Don’t Be Scared To Like It.
44) If You Speak Alone All The Times You Will Always Be Right.
45) If You Are Afraid Of Being Lonely. Don’t Try To Be Right.
46) Leave Our Boundaries Alone. Let Us Solve Our Own Problems.
47) It’s Better To Be Unhappy Alone Than Unhappy With Someone.
48) Living Alone Means Never Having To Close The Bathroom Door.
49) You Call It Being Alone. I Call It Enjoying My Own Company.
50) I'm That Fool Who Lied To Myself That You’ll Never Leave Me.
51) A Meaningful Silence Is Always Better Than Meaningless Words.
52) Some People Change Your Life, Then Leave Without Explanation.
53) The Hardest Walk Is Walking Alone But Its Also The Strongest.
54) Lonely Is Not Being Alone, It’s The Feeling That No One Cares.
55) Loneliness Is When You Have Nobody To Say That You Are Lonely.
56) It Sucks To Be Alone, Even When There Are People All Around You.
57) Always Stand For What Is Right, Even If You Are Standing Alone.
58) I Almost Hate Letting People In Life Because They Always Leave.
59) I Don’t Hate People, I Just Feel Better When They Aren’t Around.
60) Always Stand For What Is Right, Even If You Are Standing Alone.
Sad Status
1) You Hurt Me But I Still Love You.
2) True Love Isn’T Found. It’S Built.
3) My Silence Is Just Another Word For Pain.
4) You Killed What Was Left Of The Good In Me.
5) I Wish I Could Ignore You Like You Ignore Me.
6) Sometimes All You Need Is One Person Who Cares.
7) Sometimes All You Need Is One Person Who Cares.
8) I'm That Person Everyone Replaces After A While.
9) I Don't Care For The People, Who Don’T Care For Me.
10) No Beauty Shines Brighter Than That Of A Good Heart.
11) If You Give Up On Me, I'm Going To Give Up On Me Too.
12) I've Been Sad For Years. Don’T Tell Me It Gets Better.
13) Behind My Smile Is Everything You’Ll Never Understand.
14) I Stay Home Alone, Listen To Music And Think Too Much.
15) The Worst Kind Of Sad Is Not Being Able To Explain Why.
16) Tears Are Words Too Painful For A Broken Heart To Speak.
17) I Like To Be Alone. But I Would Rather Be Alone With You.
18) I Say I Don’T Care Anymore, But Truth Is I Care Too Much.
19) No Matter How Far You Are, You Are Always In My Thoughts.
20) I Say I Don’T Care Anymore, But Truth Is I Care Too Much.
21) I Am Tired Of Fighting. For Once, I Want To Be Fought For.
22) I Hope You’Ll Realize How Much You’Re Hurting Me Some Day.
23) Every Time I Trust Somebody, They Show Me Why I Shouldn’T.
24) I Really Need To Stop Being So Emotional About Everything.
25) The Root Of Disappointment Comes From Holding Expectation.
26) It Hurts To Let Go, But Sometimes It Hurts More To Hold On.
27) I Miss The The Time When I Actually Meant Something To You.
28) I Wanted To Text You But I Remembered We Don’T Talk Anymore.
29) I Wanted To Text You. But I Remembered We Don’T Talk Anymore.
30) Oh, I'm Sorry. I Forgot. I Only Exist When You Need Something.
31) Smiling Has Always Been Easier Than Explaining Why You’Re Sad.
32) I Wish My Brain Had A Map To Tell Me Where My Heart Should Go.
33) Its So Hard To Pretend Not To Love A Person When You Really Do.
34) Love Sometimes Comes Like A Dream And Leaves Likes A Nightmare.
35) Sometimes It Takes Losing Something Realize To What You’Ve Had.
36) I Feel Like I’ Waiting For Something That Isn’T Going To Happen.
37) It’S Not That I Wanna Have It, It’S Just That I Wanna Deserve It.
38) Trust Is Like Papers. Once It’S Crumpled It Can’T Be Perfect Again.
39) It’S Sad How Most People Become Who They Promised They’D Never Be!
40) Even When I'm Hurting So Bad Inside, I'll Still Smile & Say I’M Fine.
41) Wanted By Many, Taken By None, Talking To Some, Just Waiting For One.
42) When People Treat You Like They Don’T Care, Believe Them. They Don’T.
43) Every Birth Is Paid By Death & Every Happiness Is Paid By Unhappiness.
44) You Know That Nothing Will Change, But For Some Reason, You Still Wait.
45) Sick Of Crying, Tired Of Trying, Yes I'm Smiling But Inside I’M Dying.
46) There’S Nothing More Depressing Than Having It All & Still Feeling Sad.
47) Technically, I Am Single. But My Heart Is Taken By Someone I Can'T Have.
48) Love The Hearts That Hurts You, But Never Hurt The Heart That Loves You.
49) A Relationship Is Only For Two, But Some Bitches Don’T Know How To Count.
50) Use Your Smile To Change The World. Don’T Let The World Change Your Smile.
51) You May Not Be Pushing Me Away But You’Re Not Fighting To Keep Me Either.
52) There Is Nothing More Depressing Than Having It All And Still Feeling Sad.
53) Nobody Deserves Your Tears, But Whoever Deserves Them Will Not Make You Cry.
54) Sick Of Crying, Tired Of Trying, Yes I'm Still Smiling But Inside I’M Dying.
55) Find Someone Who Knows That You’Re Not Perfect But Treats You As If You Are.
56) The Word Happiness Would Lose Its Meaning If It Were Not Balanced By Sadness.
57) And Sometimes You Just Have to Forget About That Person You Once Loved & Move On.
58) Worst Kind Of Pain Is When You’Re Smiling Just To Stop The Tears From Falling.
59) It’S Never The Tears That Measure The Pain, Sometimes Its Take Smile We Fake.
60) I Feel Like A Balloon…Looking Bright & Cheerful, But Empty And Lonely Inside.
61) Isn’T It Sad When You Get Hurt So Much, You Can Finally Say ” I'm Used To It “?
62) The Toughest Part Of Letting Go Is Realizing That The Other Person Already Did.
63) I Keep Myself Busy With Things I Do But Every time I Pause, I Still Think Of You.
64) You Lose Yourself Trying To Hold On To Someone Who Doesn’t Care About Losing You.
65) And Sometimes You Just Have To Forget About That Person You Once Loved & Move On.
66) At Least, Tell A Lie That You Love Me, I Will Live The Rest Of My Life With That.
67) People Cry Not Because They’Re Weak. Its Because They’ve Been Strong For Too Long.
68) You Touched My Heart With A Thousand Pleasures And Broke It Into Million Pieces.
69) I Know They Say That First Love Is The Sweetest But That First Cut Is The Deepest.
70) It’S Not Always The Tears That Measure The Pain. Sometimes It’S The Smile We Fake.
71) The Worst Kind Of Pain Is When You’Re Smiling Just To Stop The Tears From Falling.
72) I'm Not Upset That You Lied To Me, I’M Upset That From Now On I Can’T Believe You.
73) People Cry, Not Because They're Weak. Its Because They’ve Been Strong For Too Long.
74) When You Truly Love Someone You Given Everything You Can And Never Expect A Return.
75) It’S Sad When You Realize You Aren't As Important To Someone As You Thought You Are.
76) I Did The Searching And Remembering. He/She Did The Disappearing And The Forgetting.
77) When I Cry About One Thing, I End Up Crying About Everything That’S Messed Up My Life.
78) Even If We Can’T Be Together In The End, I Am Still Glad You Were A Part Of My Life.
79) People Leave Because It’S Easier To Walk Away Than To Fight For What They Really Want.
80) Everything is Complicated, Even Those Things That Seem Flat In Their Bleakness Or Sadness.
81) Every Thought Is A Battle, Every Breath Is A War And I Don't Think I’M Winning Anymore.
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